My Greatest Nightmare
My researching process is not simple, but it is archaic. I still use the technique I learned in high school, when I wrote a paper on Stonehenge. I use 3x5 notecards, and I go through hundreds of them for each book (no, I am not even close to kidding). When I’m done researching, these notecards are all carefully filed by subject in a vast old wooden card catalog cabinet I purchased from the University of Washington when they changed over to a computerized catalog. I have figured out that I probably have at least 30,000 notecards in my office. With no backup. Which means that if there’s a fire, twenty years or so of research goes up in smoke.
In an attempt to somehow figure out how to save myself from impending disaster (the way my mind works, disaster is ALWAYS impending), I have been thinking lately of various ways to enter all these cards into the computer, and to somehow change my ways so that I’m protecting all future research. I’ve thought of scanning the cards (MY GOD! That would take FOREVER! And my children are no longer mindless enough to do it without complaining). I’ve thought of hiring someone to create a database for me (but who? And how much would THAT cost?). It’s all so exhausting to contemplate that in the end, I’ve done exactly nothing to protect all the work that already exists. But I have done something to protect my future work.
Last year, for my birthday, my husband bought me a LiveScribe Smart Pen. I haven’t had the chance to really put it to the test until now, because I was writing a book. But now I have. Essentially what this pen does is digitize everything you write, and then you upload it into the computer. There are huge problems with this process for me–it requires special paper, and each page is 8.5 by 11, and the pen reads each page as a separate image file. This means I’m going to have to print each page and cut and paste the notes onto notecards, which I believe is going to be a huge pain. I’ve thought about purchasing a program that translates handwriting into text so that I can manipulate the text to print directly on notecards, but I haven’t tried that yet. And please don’t suggest that I try another system than notecards. It works, and I like the way it works, and after years of perfecting it, I have no interest in changing it. I keep writing to Livescribe to suggest that they make that special paper as notecards, but thus far they have ignored me.
The other problem is that I am simply too stupid to live sometimes, and I researched two books–a couple hundred notecards worth of notes–without remembering to TURN ON THE PEN. This is a much harder problem to solve, because being too stupid to live necessarily means you don’t realize you’re too stupid to live. I am very good with habit and routine however, and so I’m currently trying to retrain myself to actually THINK when I pick up the pen. It may take me some time to imprint.
But I am elated that, when I remember to turn it on, I am actually putting these notes into a safe place–so regardless of how the information is organized, it’s there. Which means now I can have nightmares about normal things. Like being washed away by a massive tsunami or having my brain eaten by zombies. Much more reassuring.
